Mayor of Retardia

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

ludbeilschmidt:

lud is such a piece of shit i love him

do you ever finish a book and then close it sort of reverently and just hold it close to you for a moment

and then for a while you see the world a bit differently because you’re still half in and half out of that book

brattylifts:

swolizard
freshplant:

♢
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

ronaldkn0x:

*makes fun of weeboos*

*is a huge fucking weeaboo*

gantzsama:

Pet Girl of Sakurasou….a series where cats do stuff.

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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