Mayor of Retardia

closetanimegirl:

hachiKUJI PLEASE calm DOWN

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

naomidorikawa:

[about me]

naturemetaltolkien:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset for years

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

chronic-mastication:

Chicken McNugget appreciation